The Rabbit Hole or A Womb with a View- Book idea # 14.

Carla's vagina is bigger on the inside than the outside.  But what's even more interesting is where it comes out.  It almost writes itself.

The Girls of Yor

Today's post is part of an ongoing series covering the beautiful ladies of days gone by, my boyhood crushes.

Today's feature is the lovely Daryll Hannah.  I always wanted to save her from whatever predicament she was in.  Although in Blade Runner, I couldn't understand why she was so crazy.

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I'm not quite sure how this movie ended, with the guy from Bachelor Party almost drowning? mostly I remember her in the bathtub and making that crazy squeeling sound that broke tvs.

Here we find her, from Clan of the Cave Bear, in one her most confusingly arousing scenes for a young man.

My Top 10 Favourite Desserts

10. Strawberry Jello

9. Coconut Cream Pie

8. Lemon Sherbert

7. Skor Treatza Pizza

6. Ovation

5. Apple Streudel

4. Chocolate Mousse

3. Fresh Blueberries

2. Raspberry Sorbet

1. Baskin and Robbins Peanut Butter and Chocolate Ice Cream

The Sexiest Man Alive

Not much is known about God's Greatest Gift to Women, the mysterious, sometimes dangerous man, but did you know that Kuros, hero of the lukewarm NES game IronSword: Wizards & Warriors II was potrayed on the cover by none other than Fabio?!

Cargo trailer

Moon, District 9, Avatar, it's a good time for sci-fi - and now we get one from Switzerland!

Forever Money

I was honestly thinking of writing something sincere today, and that was just to say that I'm a sucka for sci-fi and that I liked the book The Forever War by Joe Halderman, but before I could do that Blogger told me that now I can get a commission if someone buys something by going through my blog first, so I thought I'd give it a try.
Spoiler alert!
Anyways, the reason I liked the book was that Joe was a Vietnam vet and has an education in Physics, so he delivers a real authentic feel for the bureaucracy of war and the physics of his education shows through in the physics of his imaginary world making things seem more plausible (as opposed to say Armaggedon) but the neatest feature is how he uses 'time travel' - for the first time in a book I've read we see get to see the consequences of the relativistic effects of the speed of light travel, which is made possible in this book by sort of by slingshotting your spaceship with Collapsars, and that's just to say that when these soldiers get back to Earth from fighting a battle light years away, it may be 200-400 years later earth time and the technology, political atmosphere have changed and then there's the question of whether on not the war's still going on.  Also, what it means for comrades in war is that anyone separated by a few minutes during light speed travel may means years apart in age should they ever meet again.  Also, one has to think about how to get a body up to and down from near speed of light without tearing it to pieces.
Apparently, Ridley Scott inspired by the success of Avatar is getting back into sci-fi with this book.  So, I suggest giving it a read whether or not you buy it through amazon from here.
It also won the Hugo and Nebula awards, so other people liked it too.

Amazon Associates doesn't seem to be working so I guess I'll just have to promote this book without any hope for financial gain.

Quest for fame momentarily set-back

Well, apparently there are other people who keep up on Twilight data and I'm about a week behind which is like a century in Hollywood so I'll have to find some other way to get famous.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - Real Exclusive Sneak Peek from DVD

Stayed tuned here folks for all your Eclipse news, rumours and lots of hunky washboard ab action!!!

If this doesn't get me a few views I don't know what I'll have to do?
Upskirts of Miley Cyrus?!

Good Times!

Quote of the Day

Going to work is like trying to put a cat in a toilet.

Sunday Fears Day

Today's fear is aneurysms, especially the ones that leave you handicapped.
Watch out for them. Oh wait - you can't, because you never see them coming!!!

I need something.

I'm looking for a theme because people who have themes seem to be more popular.
Here is a few ideas:
-365 days of eating Julia Child's food..
-365 days of watching TV and pointing out all the things commercials say that are clearly exaggerrated. Like why do they always have to show Baconator ad's around 10 o'clock at night, like c'mon guys, - I'm going to bed soon and the Baconator doesn't even look like that! C'mon, enough already.

Favourite Thing of the Day

I'm really good at liking stuff, and I think that the stuff I like usually fills people with envy, which leads them to feeling resentment towards me for not thinking of liking that thing first and at how good I like it but I don't have time for haters, so I'm going to like this stuff whether you like it or not. But if you feel inspired by my liking stuff or even the stuff I like then I like you too.
I was originally going to post ivy but when I looked for a picture of ivy I found Poison Ivy from Batman, and that reminded me of one of my totally rare choices of liking, so without further ado, I present
DAZZLER!!!
I can relate to Dazzler, cause like Dazzler one of my abilities is to confuse people.

It's been a while..

Yesterday I was kinda bored so I broke out the box of paints and did a little painting in the kitchen.. I dunno, what do you think?

What - still no followers?

I thought for sure after my homage to Lolrus that I'd have a least 25 followers by now but alas.. maybe if I could make a video about badgers or something.

RIP Lolrus :(

i haz google app

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Hello world

Inspired by Common Threads and Julie & Julia, I thought I'd hop on the bus. Because if there's one thing I can do well, it's to copy things I've seen recently in a half-assed way.