Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Things that were awesome about this month (in my small world, after all):
brought home the RV, safetied and insured;
changed the oil, oil filter and air filter myself;
emptied the blackwater tank
starting the engine after stalling in the middle of Kingston Mills single lane bridge and coasting onto the shoulder;
gas @ $1.16/L;
got an air compressor with tools;
got a new cordless drill/driver;
back to school again;
introduced to emacs in a linux environment;
wrote my first shell script;
compiled my first "hello, World!" C++ program from the command line;
completed my blog goal;
cleared the house and yard of a ton of stuff;
setting the coffee maker at night;
completed week 12 of exercise;
run average down to 4:46 min/km;
run+music=endorphin rush;
J letting me buy my new toys;
K's babysitter course;
L's little songs;
M's first bumper car ride;
friends & family days!;
the weather! the weather! the weather!;
looking forward to Halloween and Holiday Season;
life existing on a ball of rock hurtling through space around a giant ball of nuclear-explosions
(Things that sucked:
the cat's ulcerated mouth).
changed the oil, oil filter and air filter myself;
emptied the blackwater tank
starting the engine after stalling in the middle of Kingston Mills single lane bridge and coasting onto the shoulder;
gas @ $1.16/L;
got an air compressor with tools;
got a new cordless drill/driver;
back to school again;
introduced to emacs in a linux environment;wrote my first shell script;
compiled my first "hello, World!" C++ program from the command line;
completed my blog goal;
cleared the house and yard of a ton of stuff;
setting the coffee maker at night;
completed week 12 of exercise;
run average down to 4:46 min/km;
run+music=endorphin rush;
J letting me buy my new toys;
K's babysitter course;
L's little songs;
M's first bumper car ride;
friends & family days!;
the weather! the weather! the weather!;
looking forward to Halloween and Holiday Season;
life existing on a ball of rock hurtling through space around a giant ball of nuclear-explosions
(Things that sucked:
the cat's ulcerated mouth).
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
If I ruled the world
The new government process, 'Syncronocracy' means everyone contributes in parallel.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
My most overused phrases and words
Oh my god
Jesus Christ
sweet
cool
interesting
right on
:) smiley face
Maya, slow down, be careful
cereal bags don't go in the recycling bin
who left the milk bag with two drops in it?
Jesus Christ
sweet
cool
interesting
right on
:) smiley face
Maya, slow down, be careful
cereal bags don't go in the recycling bin
who left the milk bag with two drops in it?
Monday, September 26, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Ready Player One: Amazon.ca: Ernest Cline: Books
Well, that was a fun read and it'd make for one crazy movie.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Day 30/30 = 1/1 = 1 Ways to avoid housework
Imagine your body has no bones, and lie on the couch and when you need to get a drink you roll off the couch and fall on the floor and keep rolling until you get to the fridge and find a damp puddle near the fridge and lick it up through the side of your mouth, and when you have to piss, just go in your underwear, and when you have to shit, just go in your underwear and just wallow in your shit and piss for the afternoon in your filth, and when your wife gets home, tell her you have no bones, so you couldn't do anything today.
Or you can get a pair of dice. Walk out your front door, no matter what you are wearing and when you come to an intersection, roll the dice. If the number is four or less you go left, if the numbers eight or less you go straight and if the numbers twelve or less, you go right. If you have to piss or shit, don't bother finding a bathroom, just go right there. Just keep going until you get hungry. When you get hungry, run up to the nearest human, man, woman or child and try to mug them for their money. And if you can find someone you can steal way their car, then repeat the same thing with the dice in the car. Or you could break into a house and eat whatever's in their cupboards, and take anything you think you could sell. Then run away hopefully before the cops come. If they come, just lie on the ground and let them arrest you, and plead guilty and when you get to jail, then you will be fed, and your clothes will be washed, and you can watch tv or whatever.
That's just a couple of ways to avoid housework.
Or you can get a pair of dice. Walk out your front door, no matter what you are wearing and when you come to an intersection, roll the dice. If the number is four or less you go left, if the numbers eight or less you go straight and if the numbers twelve or less, you go right. If you have to piss or shit, don't bother finding a bathroom, just go right there. Just keep going until you get hungry. When you get hungry, run up to the nearest human, man, woman or child and try to mug them for their money. And if you can find someone you can steal way their car, then repeat the same thing with the dice in the car. Or you could break into a house and eat whatever's in their cupboards, and take anything you think you could sell. Then run away hopefully before the cops come. If they come, just lie on the ground and let them arrest you, and plead guilty and when you get to jail, then you will be fed, and your clothes will be washed, and you can watch tv or whatever.
That's just a couple of ways to avoid housework.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Day 29/30 Shows I wish would come back (though it wouldn't be the same)
plus this gives me an excuse to plug one of my favourite old tv moments:
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Day 28/30 = 14/15 My dream space would include:
240V supply
air compressor including tools, oil-less 8 gallon, >8 SCFM
welder, Arc, MIG & TIG
dust collector
mill
metal lathe
wood lathe
MakerBot
AutoCAD
oscilloscope
fully stocked hardware
fully stocked electronic components
laser/water cutter
press
hydraulic lift
drill press
band saw
Dremel
wet/dry vacuum
jig saw
Sawzall
biscuit cutter\
planer
joiner
chop saw
vice
clamps
router
sanders
lots of light and space
heated
table saw
hand tools
measuring tools including calipers
space for wood, metal and plastic
space for painting
...
free time
air compressor including tools, oil-less 8 gallon, >8 SCFM
welder, Arc, MIG & TIG
dust collector
mill
metal lathe
wood lathe
MakerBot
AutoCAD
oscilloscope
fully stocked hardware
fully stocked electronic components
laser/water cutter
press
hydraulic lift
drill press
band saw
Dremel
wet/dry vacuum
jig saw
Sawzall
biscuit cutter\
planer
joiner
chop saw
vice
clamps
router
sanders
lots of light and space
heated
table saw
hand tools
measuring tools including calipers
space for wood, metal and plastic
space for painting
...
free time
Monday, September 19, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Day 26/30 = 13/15 A few of my favourite things:
Bento boxes
McDonald's Coca-Cola
Java + Eclipse
My New Ridgid Drill/Driver
My Shop
Limits, Sets and Propositional Calculus
Our New RV
Complex Analysis + Holomorphic functions
0, 1, e, i, pi, phi, root 2 and infinity
Cauchy's Integral Formula
Fermat's Little Theorem
Modular Arithmetic
Groups, Rings and Fields
Linux, AMP + Open Source
Munchkin
Euler's Formula and Identity
Armadillo's, Boars and Pigs
Magnets, Elastics and Springs
Sin, Cos and Tan
A good pen or pencil
The Standard Model
Feynman Diagrams
Cats, Bats and Raccoon's
Google
Lambda Calculus and LISP
Gauss' Law
Pulleys, Levers, Ramps and Screws
Books
Go Karts
Running + Music
+ - / * ^ ! mod
Dot product, cross product and row reductions
Cuckoo Clocks
...
McDonald's Coca-Cola
Java + Eclipse
My New Ridgid Drill/Driver
My Shop
Limits, Sets and Propositional Calculus
Our New RV
Complex Analysis + Holomorphic functions
0, 1, e, i, pi, phi, root 2 and infinity
Cauchy's Integral Formula
Fermat's Little Theorem
Modular Arithmetic
Groups, Rings and Fields
Linux, AMP + Open Source
Munchkin
Euler's Formula and Identity
Armadillo's, Boars and Pigs
Magnets, Elastics and Springs
Sin, Cos and Tan
A good pen or pencil
The Standard Model
Feynman Diagrams
Cats, Bats and Raccoon's
Lambda Calculus and LISP
Gauss' Law
Pulleys, Levers, Ramps and Screws
Books
Go Karts
Running + Music
+ - / * ^ ! mod
Dot product, cross product and row reductions
Cuckoo Clocks
...
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Bug out Vehicle (BoV) Outfitting « Suburban Survivalist
Bug out Vehicle (BoV) Outfitting « Suburban Survivalist
I just discovered I'm not the only one who's ulterior motive for buying the RV was in case of societal breakdown.
There's a whole subculture and there's a name for these vehicles and they come with an acronym:
the Bug-Out Vehicle or BoV.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Day 24/30 = 4/5 Dream Jobs
Inventor
Mathematician
Physicist
Nutty Professor
Video Game Designer
Video Game Tester
Board Game Designer/Tester
Writer
Architect
Movie Director
Worm Picker
Concert Pianist
Black Belt Instructor
...
Mathematician
Physicist
Nutty Professor
Video Game Designer
Video Game Tester
Board Game Designer/Tester
Writer
Architect
Movie Director
Worm Picker
Concert Pianist
Black Belt Instructor
...
Lame posts
School has taken over aaandd..something else to show tomorrow, hence the lame picture posts and tardiness.
Day 23/30 Never have I ever:
Never have I ever:
had my tonsils out
tried heroin
finished high school
been fluent in another language
been fluent at an instrument
kept up on the textbook readings
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Day 18/30 = 3/5 At This Moment...
..feeling annoyed and embarrassed by two douche-bags, I'm assuming to be Queens students, that flicked a laser pointer at the drive-thru worker at McDonald's. Wishing I did lay on my horn when I passed them on the street but wasn't sure it came from them.
Also, happy that M&E came over this afternoon and hung out. It was nice to just shoot the shit with them and funny to hear this crazy story about El Burrito.
Dreading working tomorrow, working on Sunday feels like a tombstone at the end of the week but I probably should be grateful I still got all my limbs.
Also, can't help thinking that the title of the post reminds me of that song on Family Ties, and how good Micheal J Fox was on that show, and how you don't see that kind of stuff anymore, but you do on HBO.
A little excited, a little anxious to see what's in store with school next week. A little disappointed I didn't start the billion dollar business I wanted to this summer. But I did have some good times with family and friends.
Play him off keyboard cat!
Friday, September 9, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Monday, September 5, 2011
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Day 12/30 = 2/5, Day 4/30 Things To Do on a Sunday, (catch-up later)
(calling mulligan for camping the last 2 days)
Thursday, September 1, 2011
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